"Jim! The crew didn't leave. They're still here." (*)

[wrog]

Well okay, so that is what our den
(which we have not been using very much
for reasons that will shortly be apparent)
resembled. Cat pee is transcendently
evil when there's enough to crystalize.
It also does strange things to particle board;
admittedly that bookcase should be tossed
out anyway, though I'll be damned if I'm
to toss the Clavinova, too. White foam
emerged as enzymes went to work; I don't
believe this stuff suffices for the task.
I guess we will be shortly finding out.
Though Chloe's of an age where thinking out-
side of the box is more the rule and thus
it does not truly matter what we do.

Aw fuck, she peed on it again today.

(*) Star Trek "The Omega Glory" reference.
(that episode with 'Yangs' and 'Cooms' and "We
the People"; yes, feel free to throw up now).

Comments

[firni.livejournal.com]

"Holly, what are these piles of white dust?"

[firni.livejournal.com]

Also, what the HELL is the deal with your paragraph formatting in this post?

[wrog]

'Twas something claudia_ wrote yesterday.
Though I suppose I could just point you at
the FAQ. Perhaps I will get better soon.
Or not; annoyance value by itself
may be enough to keep me going for
a while.

Why did you resign??

[greyaenigma.livejournal.com]

(to continue the the SF references...)

It looks like wRog was after some weird poetic metric.

The cat urinates
Making white crystals of doom
Fuck, she did again

[llachglin.livejournal.com]

Wait, is that the one with the Tribbles?